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Would you buy a used couch from anyone other than Honest Mesk???
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The Mesk
Couch - available in that purple plush blend so well known by
BPE and ArtChat regulars. |
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Chameleon Couch! (The ideal family pet, and you can sit on it as well!)  |
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The Swiss Cheese Couch - goes good with crackers. | ||
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Lazy-Boy Couch! By special request, what more could you possibly
want? (This couch includes multiple functions, make sure you mouse-over every bit of it!) |
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The
Pagan Couch - made from hazel twigs so it's in touch with the
ley lines and will automatically move to the corner of the room
with the best vibes.
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The
Quantum Couch - unfortunately, impossible to sit on because you
can never be quite sure where it is. The Heisenberg Uncertainty
Principle does not make for good furniture!
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The Combat Couch - covered with a hard-wearing camouflage cloth to blend into the background of any room. This is your basic defense against most disgruntled astronomers. |
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Mesk's
Computer Couch - In hard wearing office grey, the couch comes
with Windows 98 pre installed and Windows ME as an upgrade option.
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The
Chat Couch - Specially designed for chat room use, this couch
is dimensionally transcendental and extends into the 5th dimension
to accommodate an infinite number of chatters.
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The Titanic Couch - This couch is modelled on the original furnishings of the SS Titanic, reflecting that Victorian opulence and luxery. If you want the best, nothing else will do! |
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The Roswell Couch - Reputed to have fallen off the back of a lorry while being delivered to the Officer's Mess at the Area 51 Test Facility. |
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The
Green Couch - All flowery and friendly and springing into bloom.
A breath of fresh air for everyone.
(Water regularly, fertiliser may be needed from time to time) |
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The
Incendiary Couch - After many years of trying to fireproof couches,
it occured to me that some people just love to see a couch burn.
This one is packed full of combustibles and even has blue touch
paper. Provide your own light!
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The
Ice Couch - Need something cool? Try this! (hey Dfer, need a couch???)
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The
Velcro Couch - Recovered by special request from the NASA Skylab
program. This couch will stick to any surface no matter the orientation.
Special velcro trowsers are also available for users.
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The
007 Couch - On secret assignment from Pinewood studios, previously
owned by Mr J. Bond.
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The
Lunar Lander Couch
- Designed for the Apollo Moon Program, as Astronauts still need
to sit down occasionally, even in the Moon's feeble gravity. However,
with space being at a premium, the couch includes several other
functions too.
(This couch includes multiple functions, make sure you mouse-over every bit of it!) |
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Magical Mystery Couch By special request - in development for two whole years! (But well worth the wait - honest!) Please Note: This couch doesn't actually work......yet.....but it will......honest! The R and D has been somewhat complex what with colour table overflows and suchlike.......I suffer so for my art! |
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All models are also available as armchairs. |
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Coming
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Matching Footstools |
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Be
Sure to check back often - new models are arriving daily!!! All couches Copyright Adrian James / Meskiagkasher 2001
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