Mesk's Laws of Life and The Universe!

The indispensable guide to successful stress-free living.

Mesk's Laws of Downloads

1st Law of Downloads - Files always grow in size during a download.
2nd Law of Downloads - The chance of your computer crashing grows exponentially as you near the end of the download.
3rd Law of Downloads - The bigger the download, the less likely you are to need it when you eventually get it.

Mesk's Universal Laws

Mesk's 1st Law - The Universe doesn't care.
Mesk's 2nd Law - Stupidity is a capital offense.
Mesk's 3rd Law - Every mistake attracts other mistakes with a force proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Mesk's Laws of Survival

1st law of Survival - Preparation is a waste of energy.
2nd law of Survival - Experience counts for nothing, the Universe is just too original.
3rd law of Survival - The Universe will get you in the end!

Mesk's Laws of Philosophy

1st law of Philosophy - Murphy was an optimist.
2nd law of Philosophy - If in doubt, blame Bill Gates
3rd law of Philosophy - There is no higher meaning, it's all totally pointless, so just get out there and have fun, OK?


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