This purple smiley has no useful function and exists solely because purple is my favourite colour and it's YOUR bandwith I'm wasting. Hey, this thing is cute OK, it brightens the whole page up and personally I think we can all use a few more smiles in the world, so quit moaning, jeez, I try my best and what do I get? Never a word of thanks after all this hard work and I didn't even do it for the money, I ain't a public service ya know, I ain't funded by taxes! So why don't you just go buy a couch and make Mesk happy!!!!
Mesk's homepage
Who is this Mesk person anyway?
Welcome to Mesk's Couch Emporium!!!
Uncle mesk's Agony Page
Mesk's Conspiracy Theories (just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me!!)
Mesk's Laws of Life and the Universe!
Meskiagkasher and the Ziggurat of Doom!!! - coming soon to a Moving Picture Theatre near you!!!
Quality merchandise from the House of Mesk!!!
Mesk's links

The Goddess Inanna - be respectful!